I love my wooden teeth; they mean all the world to me.
Made by someone into art, to match my old wooden heart.
They're great but try and spot, nasty woodworm and dry rot
I love my wooden teeth - that I got!
Would you like to see them?
They're yellow and brown.
Got them varnished last year.
It cost me a pound!
Would you like to help me?
By sanding them down.
Got to keep them shiny,
And structurally sound.
I love my wooden teeth; they mean all the world to me.
Artwork made from oak, in varnish left to soak.
They're fine for a little while, they soon got outta style
Can't feel my wooden teeth - that I got!
I love my wooden teeth
They love my wooden teeth
Do you love my wooden teeth?
Would you like to see them?
They're yellow and brown.
Got them varnished last year.
It cost me a pound!
Would you like to help me?
By sanding them down.
Got to keep them shiny,
And structurally sound.
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